The Dentist Goes Crazy

and he is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Mr. Ultimate Pessimist goes nuts today. He is the life of the bus, Mr. Loud Mouth and loving everything. He grabbed me by the arm this morning to tell me he went bag shopping for his wife and I about fell on the side walk. Since Melissa and I snubbed him the other night he's been going off with this other woman on the trip. He also doesn't wear a wedding ring.

We were shocked, but now we are starting to doubt all of his stories. Him being married, him being a dentist... We don't know what to think of this guy. We suspect he took something at his party last night and the effects haven't worn off. Maybe we have vast imaginations, but we trust no one!

XOXO,
J.

Napoleon's Tomb

Notre Dame

Eiffel Tower

Photo Booth at Eiffel Tower

Melissa's Man

So this guy is in awe of her, says hi. Then as we are eating 20 minutes later he walks by the restuarant we are at and says hi to her only again! I was like "wait a minute! is that the same guy?" She's like "yea". And then we discuss the possibility that he's interested in her and I almost immediately say "he wants to rob us! grab your purse!" I just can't get that Taken movie out of my head. I tell you I am on alert in this city. I trust no one for anything!!!!!!

Home safe, Eiffel Tower tomorrow...

XOXO,
J.

Either My Skirt Was Too Short, Her Shirt Was Too Sparkly or We Are Just That Good Looking

Because I'm telling ya... the men here are all about us. We have turned a million heads. People have been taking pictures of us on their phones, honking bike horns at us, blowing us kisses, telling us they love us, stalking Melissa, offering us free drinks, giving us cherries.

The bartender says "hello, hi, hiyiyiyiyiyiyia" to me.

Now granted the other possibility here is that we stick out like sore thumbs, but it's always nice to think highly of yourself right?